the signs getting ready in the morning

  • Aries:blasts nicki minaj while getting ready to give them motivation
  • Taurus:throws their alarm clock across the room and goes back to sleep, and is 2 hours late
  • Gemini:falls asleep with their face in their cereal and spills coffee everywhere
  • Cancer:cries but gets ready on time
  • Leo:whines about how early they have to get up and does their makeup in the car
  • Virgo:rolls out of bed and onto the floor when the alarm goes off
  • Libra:gets up early enough to take a shower, put on makeup and get together a cute outfit. what even.
  • Scorpio:walks around like a zombie muttering "fuck" under their breath
  • Sagittarius:falls asleep in the shower and comes to school/work in their pajamas
  • Capricorn:crawls out of bed to find coffee, sobbing gently
  • Aquarius:drinks 10 cups of coffee but still doesn't quite look alive
  • Pisces:spends 30 minutes on tumblr and is late, unshowered and wearing sweatpants