Zodiac Signs in the Apocalypse
- Aries:Caused it.
- Taurus:Beforehand robbed all the food from the food store for their bunker, and later screamed out their window that they were right.
- Gemini:Makes all these strategic plans on how to survive, and forgets them all and panics at the last minute. First to die.
- Cancer:Hoards all the weapons and uses none of them in fear.
- Leo:"I'm too pretty to die."
- Virgo :Actually survives because they're more qualified than everyone.
- Libra:The one douche who tries to reason with the enemy. Second to die.
- Scorpio:Scary person who arrives at your group in the middle of the night.
- Sagittarius:Screams insults at their enemies while smashing their heads in.
- Capricorn:Leader of the new society but is like high all the time.
- Aquarius:Insists everyone repopulates with them.
- Pisces:Holds everyone in their arms, telling them it's okay. Kills them.
