this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

damn right he is

There is some sorta choatic energy with this audio

“That’s the weird thing about him is that he is smarter than everyone in the room but he has that ability to speak in a way that everyone can understand, so it’s never smarter than the room.” - Nick Kroll

“When I was arrested for a one-hitter at a Rusted Root concert, I did not serve hard time. I think I got an award.”
JOHN MULANEY: THE COMEBACK KID (2015)