dean draper.

i just love the idea of jim getting super into halloween, even when they’re on the enterprise.

and like.

bones comes into their quarters one day, goes to curl up in bed with jim, but jim’s put one of those plastic skeletons in the bed instead.

and all you can hear is jim practically crying with laughter in the bathroom because he thinks it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

twofacedjanus:
“#au in which bones is a regular civilian who isnt in starfleet and visits his boyfriend jim#and jim shows him around the enterprise and bones just stands back and smiles watching him interact with his crew (via karlurghban)
”

#au in which bones is a regular civilian who isnt in starfleet and visits his boyfriend jim #and jim shows him around the enterprise and bones just stands back and smiles watching him interact with his crew (via karlurghban)

greenscrewdriver

#jim and bones exchanging looks omg #jim’s all why am i listening to this child #and bones is like ‘you’re the one who wanted to be captain’ (tags via wereworf)

endquestionmark

#this gif set is like 20 minutes of bickering condensed into a single look #that’s where three years gets you (tags via leighway)

THE MCKIRK AU YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED:

Leonard McCoy is a flamboyantly gay hairdresser

Jim Kirk is a male beauty pageant contestant

The duo meet when Leonard is hired to do Jim’s hair for the competition, and love—and drama—is in the air.

From which stars have we fallen to meet each other here? [listen]

twofacedjanus:
“ rubyrummy:
“ Almost human
Karl Urban’s fingers
”
#I know these are John Kennex’s fingers but look at his long well manicured fingers#those are Bones’ fingers#those are the fingers that make Jim Kirk fall apart (via akumaslave)
”

rubyrummy

Almost human

Karl Urban’s fingers

#I know these are John Kennex’s fingers but look at his long well manicured fingers #those are Bones’ fingers #those are the fingers that make Jim Kirk fall apart (via akumaslave)

_{Bones: I think I can work some magic on your missile.}

#I JUST FUCKING REALIZED #think about it: Carol’s a woman #anatomically speaking #she doesn’t HAVE a missle #when kirk says ‘you’re not down there to flirt’#Bones says ‘okay’#’I won’t flirt’#’at least’#’not with Carol’#and then proceeds to start flirting with Jim instead #AND SULU FUCKING KNOWS IT #LOOK AT HIS FACE (via toboldlyhella)